#108
Went to the gym today with Shorty.
Shorty: Eh Fatty you take my bag with you la. Just use your locker so I don’t need to get another one.
Me: Ohhh ok… *brings in Shorty’s bag into Men’s changing room with me*.
After our session
Me: So I almost forgot to tell you. When I walked into the changing room with your bag there were two half naked well-built guys there. They noticed me carrying your bag and there was an awkward silence. I am never carrying your bag in again.
Shorty: HAHA….
Me: Of all the bags you could have brought today… of the many many bags you have. You had to bring this one.
Shorty: What? What’s wrong with my bag?
Me: It looks like a furball that’s what. I can’t think of a more feminine bag.
Shorty: What about my cat bag?
Me: I don’t want to talk about this anymore.
#109
Jogging on the treadmill
Me: *headphones on watching a movie*
Shorty: *suddenly appears next to my treadmill and stares into my soul*
Me: YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *stumbles*
Shorty: …
Me: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU! You scared me!
Shorty: I’m done!
#110
One of our Line Messages today
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space