Disclaimer: Before reading today’s story, know this. Shorty and I throw insults, curse and make fun of each other all the time. We know each other well enough to take it very light-heartedly and we laugh about it. This is in no way how we talk to anyone else so keep an open mind when reading the following. The below has a bit of cursing so it’s probably 18SX/18SG.
#107
Sitting at my study table on my computer without my shirt on because it’s hot.
Me: WOAH!
Shorty: What what?
Me: Shorty you wanna see something?
Shorty: What?
Me: Oh wait nevermind maybe you shouldn’t see it.
Shorty: What what?
Me: Well just my fat. You wanna come see my fat when I’m sitting down?
Shorty: *walks over* OMAIGAWD!!!
Me: HAHAHAHA… I even have a line there that makes up a mini swiss roll kind of thing.
Shorty: What do you mean a line? LINES… many lines.
Me: HAHAHAH.. soon I’ll have man boobs too. Then you can grab my boobs.
Shorty: *in a given up kind of tone* F*cckkkkkkkk…. f*cking fat….
Me: HAHAHAHA!
Shorty: You fat f*ck.
Me: Well if my name is Fat F*ck. That makes you Audrey F*ck…. or Mrs F*ck HHAHAHA.
Shorty: Then you’re Mr F*ck what!
Me: Well that makes us… The F*cks. “The F*ck are coming over for dinner later”. HAHAHAH
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space