#105
While I’m at work I get an SMS that my supplementary credit card for Shorty has just been charged $1.99 by iTunes. Messages Shorty.
When I get home later.
Me: Ok explain yourself. What did you buy!
Shorty: Hhehehe How you know I bought?
Me: Cuz you used my supplementary credit card what!
Shorty: Eh I thought I used my own.
Me: No you used mine. So what did you buy?
Shorty: Hehehe…*hugs me and manjas*
Me: What? Line Stickers right? Stickers for sure.
Shorty: No… I bought…. Candy Crush moves.
Me: WHAT?!?!?!
Shorty: Cuz cuz I needed just one more move to get past the level.
Me: YOU SPENT RM6 ON A MOVE SO YOU CAN ADVANCE IN CANDY CRUSH?!?!? THIS IS A BIGGER WASTE OF MONEY THAN STICKERS!!!
#106
At 1-Utama for the Nuffnang Screening of Flight. We parked our car and found ourselves walking through a departmental store.
Me: What the hell? I can’t find our way out of this damn departmental store. How do you get out to the mall?
Shorty: That’s the thing about departmental stores. They trap you in here so you have to buy something.
*5 minutes later*
Me: Whew… ok finally we’re out. Where are we now?
Shorty: We’re in the new wing right?
Me: Really? Oh then we need to walk this way…. to get back to the old wing…
Shorty: Ok…
Me: How come I don’t remember this part of the new wing being like that?
Shorty: Oh I mean this used to be the old wing then they renovated it.
Me: You mean we’re in the new new wing? Not the old new wing?
Shorty: I guess you could say that.
Me: Dammit… other way then!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space