#81
Comes home after work
Me: *smells toast bread* Ohh…. a Shorty was hungry just a while ago huh.
Shorty: Heh heh how you know?
Me: The whole apartment smells like toast bread that’s why how I know!
Shorty: HEHEHE
Me: Ok so what do you want to have for dinner?
Shorty: Anything… I’m not hungry.
#82
Wanted to change my pants so took off my jeans and walked to my closet. Walked past Shorty while I was at it.
Shorty: Why are you not wearing any pants Donald Duck?
#83
Something that just occurred to me (posted on Instagram)
#84
Watching The Voice in the living room.
Shorty: Wow I never knew Adam Levine is so hot!
Me: WUT?
Shorty: Oh sorry…. hot but my Fatty also hot!
Me: Hmf
Shorty: *Rubs my stomach to the tune of the song below starting at 0:51*