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Things Shorty & Fatty Say #82, #83, #84: Donald Duck

#81

Comes home after work

Me: *smells toast bread* Ohh…. a Shorty was hungry just a while ago huh.

Shorty: Heh heh how you know?

Me: The whole apartment smells like toast bread that’s why how I know!

Shorty: HEHEHE

Me: Ok so what do you want to have for dinner?

Shorty: Anything… I’m not hungry.

#82

Wanted to change my pants so took off my jeans and walked to my closet. Walked past Shorty while I was at it.

Shorty: Why are you not wearing any pants Donald Duck?

#83

Something that just occurred to me (posted on Instagram)

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#84

Watching The Voice in the living room.

Shorty: Wow I never knew Adam Levine is so hot!

Me: WUT?

Shorty: Oh sorry…. hot but my Fatty also hot!

Me: Hmf

Shorty: *Rubs my stomach to the tune of the song below starting at 0:51*


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