#75
Shorty is in the bathroom brushing her teeth. I somehow have this special ability of understanding whatever she mumbles to me while brushing her teeth.
Me: Shorty!
Shorty: Hmf? (Translation: What?)
Me: I got some bad news.
Shorty: Hmf? (What?)
Me: I think I clogged the toilet.
Shorty: Hmw?? (How?)
Me: Well you know how we got no water so I had only one flush right. So well… I tried to make the most of the flush and well all the toilet paper got stuck.
Shorty: Hummm hmm (Oh well)
Me: Could you help me unclog it later?
Shorty: HMF?!?! HMMM HFFF HMM HFFF HMMMM!!!! (WHAT?!?! YOU DO YOURSELF LA!)
Me: Dowan la.. you do for me laa….
Shorty: HMMKK HFFFF !! (FUCK OFF!)
Me: Dowan la… it’s damn disgusting !
Shorty: *takes toothbrush out of mouth* No Shit Sherlock.
#76
Takes laundry out of the basket
Me: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY POLO-T’S!!!
Shorty: What what?
Me: HOW DID MY POLO-T’S TURN INTO DRESSES!?!?
Shorty: What are you talking about?
Me: THEY LOOK SO LONG NOW!!!
Shorty: Looks normal to me what. Try it on and see.
Me: *tries on*
Shorty: Yala looks normal what.
Me: Oh… didn’t realize my body is so long.
#77
In the car.
Shorty: *chews on her own hair*
Me: OI! Stop eating your hair!
Shorty: Ptui!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space