#65
At LCCT catching a flight to Bangkok to spend the New Year’s there. Shorty is dressed shabbily and wearing her ugly specs because she doesn’t like wearing any form of make-up when she’s getting on a plane. Going through security checkpoint.
Shorty: SHITTTTT I FORGOT…
Me: What what?
Shorty: *rummages through bag*
Me: What’s wrong?
Shorty: *brings out some bottled drink and gulps it down*
Me: This Shorty ah. *goes through metal detector*
Airport Security Guard: Sir please take off your belt and put it through the X-ray.
Me: Oh ok.
After security checkpoint
Me: I don’t like having to take off my belt.
Shorty: Well thank Osama for that Fatty.
#66
Finding a seat in the departure hall.
Salesgirl: Excuse me ma’am would you like to try our new fragrance?
Shorty: No thanks.
Shorty: *whispers* Do I look like the kind of person who cares what kind of perfume I wear? *points at her ugly glasses and shabby clothes*
Me: Yeah… perfume isn’t going to help you look much more attractive when you’re dressed like that.
Shorty: HAHA!
#67
After our flight
Me: Shorty want me to show you something?
Shorty: What?
Me: Here’s my lip balm.
Shorty: Okay then?
Me: Tadaa!
Shorty: Huh? How did you end up with two?
Me: Well it’s like that. When I was packing up to leave the plane I noticed my lip balm on the floor in front of me. I picked it up thinking it was mine but now I think that actually belongs to the guy in front of me. I almost didn’t realize it until I was just about to apply it on my lips when I realized the shape was a bit different.
Shorty: Ewwww….
Me: I don’t know what to do with this now Shorty. I mean I can’t find the rightful owner who dropped it and it’s a waste to throw it away. At the same time it’s really disgusting for me to use it right?
Shorty: Nevermind give me I use.
Me: Ewww no. I’m gonna throw it away.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space