#62
At Shorty’s house chilling in her bedroom with my laptop on my lap.
Shorty: Come Fatty lets go downstairs say hello to my parents.
Me: Ok wait wait I’m sending off an email.
Shorty: Come lets go.
Me: Wait ah.
Shorty: *turns off light and leaves room*
Me: Da fuq? I’m still here!
#63
Shorty: Fatty see my NuffnangX profile description. Heh heh.
Me: Oooh Shortly huh.
#64
Walking around my room when I see this.
Me: Oi Shorty why you always leave your clothes around wan.
Shorty: Oh hehe.
Me: It looks like a Shorty was standing here and now she’s raptured, leaving her clothes behind. Gone back to the Mothership.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space