#56
*Woke up this morning freezing cold*
Me: *Thinks to self* Shit why the blanket so short one… I don’t remember it being so short. Maybe long time since I’ve slept on my bed at home in Penang.
Me: *gets up and looks at my side of the bed.
Me: *looks at Shorty’s side*
Me: WHAT IS THIS SHORTY TAKING ALL MY BLANKET! Such a short person taking all the blanket from the one who needs it the most!
#57
The day before
Shorty: Fatty I think I’m falling sick. My nose a bit stuffy. Don’t share my drink with me.
Me: No problem la Shorty… since when I afraid of you infecting me. If you get sick we get sick together!!! *gulps down drink*.
Next morning
Me: Shorty I think I’m sick…
#58
Walking in Gurney Plaza after lunch
Shorty: I’m tired… I wanna go home. Feeling sleepy and sick la.
Me: Ok la ok la we wait for my brother to come then we go ok?
Shorty: Noo I’m tired… *pauses outside this shop*
Shorty: OOH SALE! *runs around the shop like an Energizer Bunny*.
Me: This Shorty ah! Say tired then see sale suddenly full of energy already huh!
Shorty: HEHEHE. Eh Fatty this shirt nice huh?
Me: Yeah I saw it just now but too expensive la. RM100.
Shorty: Oh I’m buying one for myself. I thought it’s cute because we’re both geeks.
Me: OHHH the breadwinner of the family, the husband says too expensive to buy for himself but the wife can buy for herself la!
Shorty: Oh hehehe okokok I buy for you.
Me: Dowan. Expensive.
Shorty: Go go go! *pushes Fatty over*
5 minutes later
Me: Dowan buy la… the size I tried doesn’t fit and I’m lazy to try again. Expensive some more.
Shorty: Ok lorr
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Oh one more thing… MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space