Thanks for all the encouraging comments in the previous post guys. Totally motivated to do more now. Ok ok will keep Things Shorty & Fatty say up to #100!!
#52
Coming down an escalator, I hug Shorty and shake her side to side.
Me: My little Shorty… this little organism. *ruffles hair*
Shorty: Organism? You mean like an amoeba?
Me: No that’s a microorganism… I just meant any organism.
Shorty: Amoeba… so I can just split and replicate. *pretends to be an Amoeba and wobbles around*
Me: This stupid Shorty ah…
Shorty: Why don’t you make like an amoeba and SPLIT!
Me: Haha funny girl.
Shorty: Why don’t you put an egg in your shoe and BEAT IT! HAHA
Me: Ohhh!
Shorty: Why don’t you throw your map away and GET LOST! HAHA
Me: Ohhh on a roll huh this Shorty?
Shorty: Why don’t you make like a tree and LEAF? HAHAHA
Me: Quite the joker huh this Short person. All this learn from somewhere or thought about it yourself?
Shorty: Some I read from somewhere and some I made up myself one.
Me: So annoying.
#53
Back at home reading more “why don’t you make like a…” jokes.
Shorty: Why don’t you make like a hockey player and get the PUCK OUTTA HERE… HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHA
Shorty: Why don’t you make like a bird and FLOCK OFF!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space