#48
Alone in our bedroom last night when I hear Shorty coming up the stairs. I run to a certain part of the room but before I get there Shorty opens the door. I freeze.
Shorty: What…?
Me: What what?
Shorty: Why you look so guilty?
Me: I don’t look guilty….
Shorty: Why!
Me: Nothing….
Shorty: Tell me! Why were you standing in the middle of the room!
Me: No reason…
Shorty: TELL ME!
Me: Okok… I wanted to hide behind the curtains but didn’t get there in time.
Shorty: HAHA this stupid!
#49
In the living room of our villa in Bali.
Shorty: I think I need to poop.
Me: Me too!
Shorty: NO I said first!
Me: Well good luck getting there first *bounces up from chair and starts running to the room*
Shorty: *follows running*
We both run to the toilet and whiz past my father.
Shorty/Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dad: OI DON’T RUN LIKE THAT YOU ALL!!! After you fall down.
*10 minutes later*
Dad: So who made it first to the toilet?
Me: I did *smug*
Shorty: Eeeeyer cheater!
Dad: You both ar… still behaving like children running around like that.
#50
Listening to this song this morning.
Shorty: Do you know where this song is from?
Me: From uhh.. Christmas?
Shorty: Christmas where?
Me: Merry Christmas Christmas?
Shorty: No… it’s quite new one this song. From where is it from?
Me: I dunno.
Shorty: The Grinch!
Me: SACRE BLEU I NEVER KNEW! I thought all Christmas songs just magically appear in our lives!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space