#43
We were touring a temple in Bali that was full of monkeys.
Tour Guide: Careful of the monkeys here ok? This morning 5 tourists lost their sunglasses and a cap to a monkey.
Me: Oh how many monkeys are there here?
Tour Guide: About 400 or so.
We come across a shade.
Tour Guide: There that’s a monkey there do you see?
Me: Uhh… *confused*
Shorty: *confused*
Tour Guide: There there over there!
Shorty: OH HAHA! *whispers* Fatty at first I thought he was saying this guy sleeping here was a monkey.
Me: HAHA yeah me too.
#44
Walking around the temple
Me: Aiyo Shorty everything you come near me you poke me with your umbrella! Can’t even stand next to you properly. Don’t hold your umbrella so low lah!
Shorty: I’m short lah!
#45
Shorty reading a racist joke on Reddit.
Shorty: How do you know an Asian has robbed your house? You come back and your floor is mopped, your clothes are washed, your homework done and they’re still trying to back out of your garage.
Me: ….
Shorty: Why is it people think that Asians are bad drivers? Don’t they watch Infinity D?
Me: Infinity D?
Shorty: Yah that Infinity D…
Me: Initial D.
Shorty: Oh yeah haha.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space