#41
Back at room after some drinks with my family.
Me: I think I am red.
Shorty: *looks over* HAHA stupid looking ah this Fatty… like a tomato. Tomato Tiah.
Me: … Oh shit I left my iPad downstairs. I go get it.
Shorty: The beaming red light is leaving the room.
#42
We’re staying at this place called Legian in Bali.
Shorty: Do you know what Legian means?
Me: What?
Shorty: It’s french for le-gian…
Me: *puts on French accent* The French… the French have a bomb too. Ah… maybe they have the Michelin bomb, only destroys restaurants under 4 stars. (after a Robin Williams comedy stint I watched some time back).
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space