#39
Shorty and I had to wake up really early this morning to catch a flight to Bali for a family trip. I woke up in our dark room first.
Me: Shorty… wake up *nudge*
Shorty: *ignores*
Me: Wake up Shorty. We need to leave in 30 minutes.
Shorty: *ignores*
Me: SHORTY! *nudges*
Shorty: YOU STEAL MY BLANKET LAST NIGHT UNTIL I GOT NO BLANKET!!
Me: *looks over* WHERE GOT? You’re so well covered what!
Shorty: I just pulled it back from you! *goes back to sleep*
#40
I need to give you guys a bit of a background before we start on this one. Now one of the things Shorty likes is when I tickle the palm of her hand with my fingers.
She especially asks me to do that when we’re watching a movie or just before she falls asleep.
So today in the airplane waiting for it to take off.
Shorty: Tickle me! *stretches out right palm*
Me: OK! *tickles her ribs instead*
Shorty: Oh you think you’re funny huh? *tickles back*
Me: NU NU NUUuuuu *spasms from the tickling*
Shorty: HAHA why you spasm like that? You look like you’re having a fit.
Me: Haha no la no la…
*5 minutes later*
Shorty: Did you know that your saliva smells like asshole?
Me: How do you know that?
Shorty: Just lick your finger and smell it la.
Me: I know how my saliva smells like. I mean how do you know how asshole smells like?
Shorty: When you were a kid sometimes you scratch your ass then you smell lah…
Me: Well I never do that…
Shorty: Don’t bluff!
Me: No never.
Shorty: BLUFF!
Me: No never.
Shorty: *licks finger* Nah come smell my finger. *puts finger under my nose*
Me: *violently cocks head other way* I DON’T WANNA SMELL ASSHOLE LAHH!!!
*people in our section of the plane fall silent for a while*
Me: *whispers* Shorty. I think the guys sitting in front of us heard us.
Shorty: Yah… they must be thinking that I have my ass out trying to force you smell my asshole.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space