#36
Picking up Shorty to go for lunch. I drive up and see her waiting for me by the road side. I pull up to her and wind down my window.
Me: HALO CIK, berapa satu malam? (Hello miss, how much for a night?)
Shorty: *gives middle finger* FUCK YOU!!
#37
At home in our study room. I walk over to Shorty’s study table and see her drinking water like this.
Me: WAH WHAT IS THIS ?!? This Short person ah! Don’t know how to drink water like a lady. Must take the whole jug and then gulp down like a Mafia boss huh?
Shorty: What what? It’s easier mah.
#38
In the car while Shorty is reading her book.
Shorty: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: What what?
Shorty: Remember the movie Cloud Atlas? I’m reading the book now and the author is really damn good. Remember the bar scene where the Scottish guy asked the rest for help. The author wrote it in such a way when you say the words it sounds like a Scottish accent.
Me: Really? Try me.
Shorty: “Are there nor trrruuue Scortsmen in tha hooossse?”. HAHAH
Me: HAHA! Sounds just like it.
Shorty: “Those there English gerrrrunts are trampling o’er ma God-gi’en rrraights!”.
Me: “Those there English grunts are tramlping o’er”….
Shorty: No Fatty it’s gerrrrrunts.
Me: “Those there English gerrrunts are trampling o’er ma God-gi’en rrraights!”.
Shorty: Haha yes now you sound Scottish.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space