#35
Comes back at midnight after playing golf.
Shorty: *taps foot and looks at imaginary watch on her wrist* Wah this Fatty play golf until so late huh?
Me: HEHEHE… no la I was talking to Pierre for a while also after golf. I go shower first.
15 minutes later I’m sitting on my bed blogging while Shorty is getting ready for bed.
Shorty: AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: What what? What happened?
Shorty: I KICKED A COCKROACH !!!
Me: Oh… ok la…
Shorty: It’s dead… I kicked a dead cockroach.
Me: Ok pick it up and throw it away la.
Shorty: AIEEEEEE I THINK I TOUCHED IT!!!
Me: C’mon Shorty!
Shorty: *flushes cockroach down toilet* AIEEEEEE IT’S NOT GOING DOWN.
Me: It will la… be patient.