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Things Shorty & Fatty Say #35: Cockroach

#35

Comes back at midnight after playing golf.

Shorty: *taps foot and looks at imaginary watch on her wrist* Wah this Fatty play golf until so late huh?

Me: HEHEHE… no la I was talking to Pierre for a while also after golf. I go shower first.

15 minutes later I’m sitting on my bed blogging while Shorty is getting ready for bed.

Shorty: AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Me: What what? What happened?

Shorty: I KICKED A COCKROACH !!!

Me: Oh… ok la…

Shorty: It’s dead… I kicked a dead cockroach.

Me: Ok pick it up and throw it away la.

Shorty: AIEEEEEE I THINK I TOUCHED IT!!!

Me: C’mon Shorty!

Shorty: *flushes cockroach down toilet* AIEEEEEE IT’S NOT GOING DOWN.

Me: It will la… be patient.


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