#29
Out at a mall.
Me: Eh Shorty go buy me a plaster for my blister.
Shorty: Don’t need to buy la I already got at home.
Me: You sure ah!
Shorty: Yes la!
Next morning
Me: Shorty I need that plaster.
Shorty: *searches bag* Nah here.
Me: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! THIS IS NOT A PLASTER! HOW CAN I WEAR THIS TO WORK!
Shorty: Heh heh … sorry… I always buy these kind of plasters and I thought I had a normal plaster but I don’t.