#27
On the way to see a skin specialist for this skin problem I’m having.
Me: Lilian and Mimi say my skin thing is called… can’t remember what it’s called. Pho-something…
Shorty: Fellatio.
Me: Ohhh funny huh this girl. No it’s Pho….
Shorty: Photosynthesis ? HAHA You’re turning into a plant.
Me: Ohh… still being funny huh this Shorty.
Shorty: Gives a whole new meaning to “Morning Wood”. HAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Oh still going on with these jokes huh?
Shorty: Or… Wood Pecker!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Me: On a roll huh this Short one.
Shorty: HAHAHA You know what pecker means right?
Me: Yes… it means dick. But nobody uses the word pecker Shorty. Where have you ever heard anyone say “Alright time to whip out that pecker..” or “Ohhh what a nice big pecker”.
Shorty: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space