Ok there’s been a lack of updates for the Things Fatty & Shorty Say. Why? Well because for the past few days I’ve been in Phuket for our Nuffie company trip.
So I’ve had limited internet connection AND the bigger reason is… I’ve been away from Shorty in the past few days. When I’m away, Shorty and I aren’t the kind of couple that needs to talk every night before I sleep or anything. Once a while we just send some messages here and there to each other. So when we don’t talk… there aren’t any “Things Shorty & Fatty Say”.
However I came back yesterday so here are some again.
#26
While walking around Pavilion
Shorty: Today I met the rudest Malaysians ever. I got into an elevator and then there were some people coming so I held the door open for them. The elevator turned out to be spoilt so they got out, and then went into the next elevator. I held the door open for them and let them out then when they went into the other elevator they didn’t bother waiting for me and Ringo. In spite of me calling out to them “Wait wait!”. I hate rude Malaysians!
Me: Maybe we’re rude because we don’t dare call people out on the rude things they do in public. We just take it. Imagine if you did something rude in America, someone’s gonna tell you off.
Shorty: Ya that’s what I’m going to do now. CHOW HAIZ!!!
Me: Wah this Shorty damn vulgar huh? Small little girl but full of big words huh!
Shorty: *thumps her chest* Don’t mess with this Shorty.
Me: You’re going to pick a fight some day Shorty.
Shorty: It’s okay I have you.
Me: I’m too fat to fight. Fat doesn’t fight. Fat floats.
Shorty: You can float like a butterfly but sting like a bee…. HAHA geddit geddit?
Me: Yah yah Muhammad Ali.
Some minutes later while trying to go up and escalator, a couple of guys stood in the middle of the foot of the escalator holding everyone up. They were talking to a friend behind and then later on decided to not go up the escalator. So they backed off but without saying sorry.
Shorty: OI!!! *throws hand in the air in a scolding motion*.
Me: Wah this girl like China aunty now ah? Scold people.
Shorty: Look who’s talking? Just now walk into spectacle shop want to buy sunglasses talk like gangster like that. Speak so loud say “HOW MUCH THIS ONE? WHY SO EXPENSIVE? HUH? HUH?”.
Me: I’m still in Phuket mode. In Phuket go anywhere had to bargain wan. Buy a cap they say “1000 BAHT”. Must speak loud and say “WHY SO EXPENSIVE! 200 BAHT!”
Shorty: Still.. you’re back in Malaysia now.
Me: Okay okay…
Shorty: Watch me… anyone do anything rude now I’m going to scold them in public.
Me: Ok la ok la… enough… come take picture. First picture after getting my Shorty back.
Shorty: What do you mean “Getting my Shorty back”. You left ! Not me.
Me: Company trip mah!
Shorty: Still… you left!
Me: Ok ok… I left.
PS: Shorty was in KLCC to check on her Foruchizu section in Isetan by the way. They’ve got a fashion show this Saturday at 3PM and 20% off all the Foruchizu stuff so do pop by.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space