#15
So we were in Pavilion couple of days ago and Shorty was driving. I was sitting shotgun, just chilling when Shorty decided to try reverse park into a lot while other cars waited on. She went back and forth back and forth.
Me: Aunty… reverse la Aunty what you waiting for… no people behind you already… AIYOOO WHY U GO AHEAD AGAIN…
Shorty: *ignores*
Me: REVERSE LAAAA… REVERSE…. REVERSE.. REVERSE REVERSE JUST REVERSE… FASTER LAAA AUNTYY!!!
Shorty: DAMN ANNOYING AH YOU!
If you don’t get what I was annoying her with. Well… watch this video.
#16
In spite of having the height of a nine-year old, Shorty drives my big car most of the time. It’s an SUV. One day she called me nearly in tears.
Shorty: Fatty I banged your car *pitiful voice*. I’m sorry.
Me: How?
Shorty: I knocked it on the divider coming out of the car park in Jaya One.
Me: What’s the damage?
Shorty: Just some scratches on the side and a dent.
Me: Ah it’s okay. Don’t worry about it.
Shorty: I’m sorry! You’re not angry?
Me: No la… you’re safe la and that can be fixed. Just costs a bit of money but it’s not like you did it on purpose anyway. Did you?
Shorty: NUuuuuu!
#17
She’s been bugging me to change to a smaller car recently though.
Shorty: Fatty please change to a smaller car la!
Me: Why? I love my car! It’s awesome and you can see everyone and everything from up there.
Shorty: It’s too big for me to drive.
Me: You’ll get used to it la. Once you do you can drive ANY car!
Shorty: Noo I’ve been driving it for so long already. I’ll never get used to it. I still keep banging it!
Me: You banged it once only what!
Shorty: Nuu I banged it a few more times.
Me: YOU WHAT?!
Shorty: YOU SEE! I bang it so often now I don’t even bother telling you when I do!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space