#12
Over dinner..
Shorty: Fatty! Wanna see a sexy carrot?
Tim: Something tells me I’m not going to want to see this.
Shorty: *pulls out phone and shows me this*
Shorty: HAHAHA!!!
#13
At a mall.
Shorty: I think I’m going to swim this afternoon!
Me: HAH!
Shorty: What?
Me: Forgive me if I don’t believe you. Lets face it Shorty, you’re lucky you have a high metabolism rate because if not you’ll be one big fatty.
Shorty: HAHA… why?
Me: Well think about it. You eat carbs like Cookie Monster eats cookies and you have the worst discipline ever when it comes to exercise. Remember last time we had a bet that I would last one week without exercise and ice-cream? I lasted 10 days. In return you promised that you would exercise 3 times a week and you didn’t even go once. Well you did run around the room for 30 seconds but that doesn’t count. I don’t know anyone who does less exercise than you.
Shorty: Fine… later I promise you I go swimming.
In the late evening…
Shorty: Fatty where is my papan apung?
Me: Your what?
Shorty: The float I bought that day.
Me: I don’t know.
Shorty: Found it!
Later at the swimming pool…. Shorty in her swim wear, kicking around the water while clinging on to a float.
Me: Eh what is this? You call this swimming? This is more like floating and kicking around.
Shorty: What it’s exercise ok? I’m tired already.
Me: You’ve been floating for like 10 minutes!
Shorty: No I’m swimming and I’m tired! Ok I’m going to just swim to the other end then I’m going to call it a day.
Me: You mean float to the other end.
Shorty: It’s swimming ok!!!
Walking back from the pool.
Me: So Hasan said he might come over again end of this ye….
Shorty: Fatty don’t talk to me now… I’m damn tired.
Me: Ok fine.
Shorty: How come suddenly he want to come?
Me: I don’t know. He just suddenly messaged me today and said that his wife misses the Nasi Lemak here so th..
Shorty: Fatty I said don’t talk to me now. I’m too tired.
Me: EH YOU THE ONE WHO TALK TO ME FIRST! So annoying!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space