#11
Shorty and I doing some grocery shopping late tonight.
Me: Ok so what else is on the list?
Shorty: *thinks to herself* Umm… chicken, fish, shampoo, toothpaste… ummm…
Me: Eggs?
Shorty: Yah eggs… then umm…
Me: Laundry detergent?
Shorty: Yah laundry detergent… then uhmm.. spam…
Me: Toilet paper?
Shorty: Oh ya toilet paper.
Me: Wait didn’t we already buy like a truck load of toilet paper the other day?
Shorty: Umm… never mind can keep wan.
Me: Is it on the list?
Shorty: *nervous* Heh… actually… I lost the list.
Me: WHAT? So you’re just making this shit up?
Shorty: HAHAHA
Me: So irritating.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space