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Things Shorty & Fatty Say #6 & #7

So Shorty and me went sight-seeing today in LA.

#6

While walking down the Hollywood Walk of Fame

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Shorty: What kind of name is Butt-Ram?

#7

While touring Warner Bros Studios

Me: Eh come take picture of me here.

Shorty: *snaps picture*

Me: You want one also? Same spot?

Shorty: Ok!

Me: *snaps picture and checks*

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Me: Ah nice picture of you. Can see the studio behind.

Shorty: *darts back on to tour bus*

Me: *follows on to tour bus then checks picture Shorty took earlier*

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Me: WHAT KIND OF PICTURE IS THIS?! I COULD BE ANYWHERE!!

Shorty: Nuuu the background is very bright.

Me: Then how come I can take such a nice picture of you?

Later on in the tour

Me: Come I take picture of you in front of this police car. Pretend that you’re running away from it.

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Me: Nice pictures!!!  Alright my turn.

Shorty: *grabs camera and shoots*

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Me: Come on… what kind of picture is this? I can’t even see that my legs are running. It looks like I’m clenching my fists to take a shit in front of a police car.

Shorty: Haha I don’t know.

Me: Take again.

Shorty: *snaps*

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Me: WOI! This isn’t any better!

Shorty: *snaps*

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Me: You know what? I give up… fuk this.


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