Ok today I had an idea. You see, Shorty and I say all sorts of things to eat other. Sometimes they’re things to annoy each other, to make each other laugh or smile or even just to insult each other sometimes. It’s always the dumbest things that we say sometimes and I wish I could remember them all but I normally forget it by the next day because there are new things to said then. So I decided that what I’ll do is every time we say something silly I’ll remember it and try to put it on my blog by night. I’m gonna call this Things Shorty & Fatty Say.
Here’s #1
Shorty loves this drink that you can find called Honest Ade.
Shorty: HONEST ADE! I LOVE HONEST ADE!
Fatty: Ah hah! You are talking to a man rich enough to buy you ten Honest Ades. How many you want ? Ten? Can also… just not convertible to Chanel bags.
*Next day at a cafe that sold Honest Ade while loading on some 5-6 bottles of Honest Ade on the cashier counter*
Fatty: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Shorty: What? What? I thought you said I could buy 10? *defensive*
#2
Shorty has her hands full as she carries all her bottles of Honest Ade and her bags out.
Shorty: Fatty, would you like to help me carry my Honest Ade?
Fatty: Not really.
Shorty: -___- It was a rhethorical question.
#3
At a shoe store in Union Square, Shorty tried on this pair of shoes and seemed to love it but was hesitant to buy it because she had already spent so much money this trip.
Shorty: Ok la I won’t buy it la.
Fatty: Oh it’s got that spikes thing you like. Is it comfortable?
Shorty: Yes
Fatty: Is it high-heel?
Shorty: Yes
Fatty: Ok la go ahead and buy it. I can afford another pair of shoes for my Shorty.
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So what do you think of this idea?
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space