Hello everybody!
Guess who! (not Boss Stewie)
He uploaded all these photos into Blogger and naively went to drink fruit juice.
HAHA! Forgot that I’m just skulking around trying to take over his life wtf.
ohnonowhe’sdraggingmeoffthechairsomebodydosomethinggggg
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Sorry please ignore the above. Princess was being silly… always trying to mess with my things when I’m away.
Okay today I’m going to blog about… the presents we buy. I think my blog has somehow reached a whole new level of mushyness lately. You know you have a problem when someone refers to being mushy to “Doing the Timothy Tiah”. Fuck this shit!
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HAHA! He’s gone again!
Went to take a shit it’s about time!
Every time he farts I feel like blacking out!
oh shit he’s done WHY SO FAST BRB
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NIAMA THIS STUPID PRINCESS!!! Keeps touching my laptop! Whatever happened to a man’s holy ground!
Anyway… where was I.
*scrolls up*
Okay last Saturday afternoon, Princess dragged me again to do what every man waits his whole life to do: Watch his woman get fake eyelash extensions…. this time it wasn’t just one hour… the whole process took 2 whole hours.
To make matters worse, the usual stool that they had me to sit on wasn’t available this time so I had to go wander around 1-Utama myself for 2 whole hours! I think that’s ridiculous! Desmond was just telling me the other day how the place he takes his wife for manicure has a nice sofa and plasma TV there for him to watch while he waits.
All I wanted was a stool… A TINY STOOL TO REST MY BUTTOCKS WHILE I WAIT!!! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?!?
So okay off I was all around 1-Utama with 2 hours to kill. I went to MPH, to the Body Shop, even to Jusco to buy some groceries and after all that shit I noticed that only 1 hour and 20 minutes had passed! Time never ever passes slower when you’re trying to kill it.
Then just after I had bought some groceries at Jusco I walked past Speedy and I suddenly thought about Princess.
I thought about how she always told me that being a Beatles fan she loved a musical called “Across the Universe”. I had never heard of it before in my life neither did I think I would actually like it but every time we came across a DVD shop she would go and look for it but always failing.
With some time to kill and with the heavy groceries I was carrying I walked into Speedy and started looking what Princess had always failed in finding. Eventually I found it! “Across the Universe” but they didn’t have the DVD, only the VCD. Good enough for me!
I bought it then went to have it wrapped by the time I picked her up from the beauty parlor.
In the car on the way home I told her that I had a little present for her and I gave it to her but telling her that she wasn’t allowed to open it until tonight.
She couldn’t take the suspense and the curiosity. She kept saying “What?? WHY?? Why can’t I open it now ?? Pleasee!!!!!”
I said
“No… I just want to give you something to look forward to tonight before you go to bed.”
Project 365: Day 48, 4th April 2009
She argued back
“But I’m spending the night at your place… I already have something to look forward to tonight!”
I denied it only to realize that I think I almost picked a fight with her
“No lahhh… I think you’re probably used to spending nights at my place already so you don’t look forward to it anymore. It’s just something you’ve gotten used to and probably take for granted now”.
She merajuked and said
“WHAT?! I STILL DO!! HMPH!! FINE… I won’t open the present. FOREVER!”
Girls always like to take things to the extreme when they have arguments, I mean not opening the present.. forever?. Something I notice. I sayanged her back and fine by the time we got home I allowed her to open her present.
She never guessed what it was… and she ended the day happy.
I guess if anything.. I now believe that you don’t have to spend a lot of money to be romantic to your other half. All you have to do… is listen…
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space