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If I Had Never Left London

Slightly less than 3 years ago, I graduated from University College London. It was a time of celebration! I was done with my Economics course that had me see the most math I had ever seen before in my life.
Seriously… I did so much math at university I graduated only to learn one thing: that is Mathematicians can come up with formulas to represent ANYTHING IN LIFE.
English —->  “I am a pothole”
Math —-> ϕ[ X , Y ] = [ϕ( X ), ϕ(Y )]”
English —-> ” I stood up to pee in the wind”
Math —-> A = A0 A1 ⊇ · · · ⊇ An ⊇ · · ·”
English —> “I like peeing in the wind but I find it very inconvenient when my pee flies back at me so since then I have stopped peeing in the wind and started shitting in the wind instead. Shit’s heavier”
Math —-> “Ro ∼= 


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