Just a few days ago I was at the gym. Right after my work out I decided to go answer nature’s call so I walked towards the urinals in the changing room. There were 3 urinals there and this guy was standing right in the middle one peeing away, something already rather uncommon. I mean usual toilet etiquette is if you see three available urinals you use the one on either corner, not the middle one right? (So when someone else comes and wants to use the urinal, he’ll avoid the middle one and use the one at the other corner giving everyone enough privacy to go around.)

 

To make matters worse, as this guy saw me coming from behind towards the urinal on the left, he started staring at the urinal on the left.

So I moved to the one on the right and started doing my business. Suddenly he turned his head from the left to the right and started casually looking at my dick. I shot a look back at him to remind him that I can see him peeping over but he just casually kept looking as if nothing had happened.

Then I tried to clear my throat to get his attention. I went *AHEM*

The guy looked up at me then looked away a little embarrassed. I breathed a sigh of relief only to find that just a couple of seconds later he started looking again!

I was FUMING mad… 

I was so close to shouting at him

but I decided to just finish up and go.

And the joke is, this is not the one and only time that this happened. This happens so often to me and I really can’t see why. Why? Why? I have never once even thought of wanting to look the other side… why would you even seriously want to? What are you going to see that is so different from what you already have?