I’m going clubbing again tonight, this is the first night in weeks that I’ve been clubbing and she’s not around to watch me and make sure that I don’t misbehave in the club.
So what does she do?
Perhaps after reading my entry about how my buddy screws around in Vancouver, she says as a condition for going tonight, I have to wear THIS SHIRT.
Shirt says: PLEASE DON’T GIVE THIS MAN ANY BEER – THANK YOU, HIS SPOUSE”
Now I’ve heard all about woman repellents. From love bites to little bracelets or necklaces with a girl’s name on it worn on the guy but this shirt takes the cake.
It’s not only a WOMAN REPELLENT but a BEER REPELLENT too!!!
WTF?!?! WHY DO THEY EVEN MAKE SHIRTS LIKE THESE!!!
IT’S NOT FUNNY FOR THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO WEAR THEM!!!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space