I just had a fight with Samantha today.
It all started like this….
One day she was over at my place for a while and just when she came over my brother popped his head into my room and said
“EH BRO… JOM DOTA!”
So what is a guy supposed to say in response to that?
On one hand there’s the fag way out; what some of my friend refer to as the WHS (Wai Hai Sei) way out and just say
“Kenot ler bro… my friend is here.. need to teman her”.
Or there is the MAN/GEEK way out and say
“OK JOM!!!”
So obviously I took the man/geek way out right?
Now I spend a few hours playing Dota (and losing)…. then I come back… Samantha is just blogging on her new blog.
So that’s fine right?
We chat for a bit, watch a bit of TV then she goes home.
A few days later, I decide to upload all the photos I had in my camera into my computer.
I had taken some early CNY photos of a reunion dinner and wanted to save it in my comp.
As the photos were uploaded into my Macbook, a slide show of pictures hit my eye.
SAMANTHA HAD CAMWHORED EVERYWHERE WITH MY CAMERA WHILE I WAS AWAY PLAYING DOTA!!!
Now there’s nothing wrong with Camwhoring. Hell that’s just one of the advantages of being a girl. I mean we guys can stand up to pee… girls can CAMWHORE and post pics on their blogs and their readers will LOVE IT!!!
Seriously… name me one famous female blogger who has never camwhored!
Needless to say camwhoring doesn’t work both ways…
Hell if I posted some camwhore pictures of myself… half of you readers out there will reach for a bucket to throw up!
The other half of you would make a police report and have me arrested for scarring you for life with such horrible pictures.
You guys remember when I did this and scarred half of you for life right?
So anyway, camwhoring is fine and dandy… BUT YOU DON’T DO IT ON A DUDE’S CAMERA!!!!!!
That’s like… GIRLY-FYING HIS CAMERA CAMERA!!!
Before my camera was probably a big lion King of the Jungle.
NOW MY CAMERA IS A LITTLE HIPPO IN A TUTU!!!
Imagine all that crap I’m gonna have to put up with now!
I’m gonna have to buy a skirt for my camera now… and she’s going to have FEELINGS.
I mean the next time she takes a lousy picture and I say
“DAMMIT CAMERA!!!”
She’s going to turn around and say
“Why do you talk to me like that? *sniff* Do you know how that makes me feel?”
Then she’s going to start periodically asking me
“Tim… does this camera case make me look fat?”
And I’ll be forced to lie and say
“Noo laahhhh!!! Where got???”.
ARRGGGHHH!!!
It’s all Samantha’s fault!
And you know what the joke was?
The instant I saw the pictures I said to Samantha
“YOU CAMWHORED WITH MY CAMERA!!!!!!!”
and you know what she said?
She replied
“Which ones are you talkin about? The one of my toe nails?”
THERE ARE MORE?!??! AUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
PS: GONG XI FA CAI EVERYONE!!!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space