I have never used this blog to rant before!
UNTIL NOW
Let me tell you why!
Two weeks ago… I was driving home from the office minding my own business when suddenly… A *)&#$&# RED TAXI TURNS OUT OF THE ROAD AND HITS THE LEFT SIDE OF MY CAR JUST WHEN I WAS PASSING HIM.
It wasn’t my fault… but I got over it.
Just 1 hour ago I was driving back from dinner at KLCC and sitting at the Sultan Ismail traffic light opposite Beach Club minding my own damn business and listening to my music while waiting for the light to turn green.
Then what happens??!?
A #*)($)(*#($*) LORRY THE SIZE OF EGYPT BANGED INTO THE ASS OF MY CAR!
Now what happens when you know you hit something… you STOP RIGHT?!?!
But not this lorry driver.
No he continued plowing the back of my car down.
I got out of the car yelling at him in English and he yelling at me in Cantonese.
I don’t speak Cantonese. Finally we settled on cursing at each other in Mandarin.
He said that I shouldn’t have moved where I was.
HELLO?!?! I WAS QUEUING AT A *@$(&*#$ING TRAFFIC LIGHT!!!
All the pedestrians walking by starting yelling at him, obviously knowing that it was his fault since he drove his lorry up my A$$!!!
Finally both of us calmed down, I took his phone number and number plate and left the busy road.
And tomorrow I have to spend a whole day making a police report and going to a workshop to hopefully get my car fixed within a few hours which I am PRETTY SURE THAT AT THE EXTENT OF THE DAMAGE.. THAT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!!! NOT TO MENTION ALL THE BLOODY MEETINGS I HAVE TO CANCEL TOMORROW!!!
BUT WHAT CAN I DO HUH?!?!
When bad luck hits you… it hits you ALL AT ONE GO…. that’s Murphy’s Law INNIT?!?!
And I’m certainly enjoying that now!!! The last string of bad luck I had was just 3 months ago when a car tried to run me down on Sunway and I woke up with an injured cornea for whatever reason!
GREAT STUFF HUH?!?!
Maybe when the good luck comes it’ll all come at one go too.
Boy I wonder what extent of good luck is going to make up for this.
Maybe a Saudi Prince might hit my car next and as an apology, pay me RM100,000,000 in cash.
Tomorrow morning I am going to post up a proper entry…. by then.. please ignore this entry… I’m probably going to delete this entry then.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space