S.O.S.!
I need HELP!!!
SOMEBODY OUT THERE!!!
IS THERE ANYBODY ALIVE OUT THERE?!?!?
IF YOU CAN HEAR ME…
My name is Timothy Tiah and I’m stuck on board a boat with….
NO MOBILE PHONE RECEPTION
NO SATELITTE TV
NO INTERNET CONNECTION
NO HOT CHICKS
AND A WHOLE LOT OF FAT DUDES IN SWIMMING TRUNKS!!!
Now you’re probably wondering how the hell I managed to update this blog when I have “NO INTERNET CONNECTION” on board.
Well fine the truth is.. there is.
BUT IT COSTS USD 0.50 PER MINUTE FOR EVERY MINUTE I USE THE INTERNET HERE!!!
SO MUCH THAT I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT TO GAMBLE IN THE CASINO ANYMORE!!!
Now that’s as good as NO INTERNET FOR ME!!!
ANYBODY OUT THERE?!?!?
SOMEBODY!!!!
ARGGHHHH!!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?!
HOW CAN THEY THROW ME ON A BOAT WITH NO MOBILE PHONE RECEPTION AND NO INTERNET CONNECTION!!!
What the hell is this?!?!? REHABILITATION CAMP FOR INTERNET ADDICTS?!?!?
I’m a Dotcom Entrepreneur, I NEED my internet!!!! Don’t force me to RATION my usage by making it so expensive to use it every minute!
FORCING ME to ration my internet usage in terms of minutes each day is like taking away carrots from Bugs Bunny. 
YOU DON’T TAKE AWAY CARROTS FROM BUGS BUNNY!!!
IS ANYONE OUT THERE?!??!
PLEASE COME SAVE ME!!!
I HAVE MY OWN LIFE JACKET!!!
PLEASE HELP ME!!!
The people on this boat… are weird!!! NO internet… NO mobile phone reception and they’re all acting jolly and happy sun bathing, going for their stupid Spa’s, playing Bingo…. SOMEBODY GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
Oh wait…
I see a Cargo Ship in the distance.
OH YES!!! OH YES!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
BRB… I NEED TO GO WAVE FOR HELP NOW!!!
BYE!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space