In one of my previous blog entries, one of my readers (Suicidal), asked me how much would be my price before I do a belly dance for everyone to see.
I said RM5,000.
And just recently, another reader (William) recently made an entry on his blog to start a fund collecting RM5,000 from everyone to see if they could get me to Belly Dance.
The bastardo William even photoshopped a preview of how the dance might look like if I were to really go through with it.
Now this is how I look like in person (Just taken yesterday. Not my best picture, I know)
And this is what William photoshopped me to look like if I were to really do a belly dance.
(Notice my mole was too small in the picture he took so the bastardo photoshopped a bigger one for me… aww how sweet)
Will someone please go over to William’s blog and tell him what a SILLY SILLY idea this is and how NOBODY is going to pay money to see Boss Stewie Belly Dance with his BIG TUMMY.
PS: But okay, in the miracle that William really manages to gather the RM5,000. I will keep to my word and do the belly dance. But I won’t keep the money. I can’t bear spending such HARD EARNED money on myself. I’ll give it all to charity :p