Saturday night, I was way too exhausted to go out drinking since I had already been drinking the night before.
So I decided to stay home and watch a movie.
But no movie is complete without POPCORN!
And to “complete my movie”, I decided to make my own MICROWAVE POPCORN.
For those of you who’ve never made microwave popcorn before, this blog entry will be very enlightening.
Step 1: Put on the “They Killed Kenny” shirt that you bought five years ago for RM5.
Step 2: Buy a “Pop-Secret” Microwavable Popcorn.
Step 3: Open the box to take out one packet of Popcorn Seeds.
Step 4: Look for the instructions that are normally located on the side of the external box.
Step 5: Instructions are for pussies… REAL MEN USE THE FORCE!
IGNORE AND THROW AWAY THE INSTRUCTIONS.
*Try not to be a moron by catching your foot in the picture.
Step 6: Chuck it in the microwave and as for how long to put it for… USE THE FORCE (I chose to set it on HI for 60 minutes).
Step 7: Leave the microwave completely unattended. The longer you stare and look at it, the longer the popcorn takes to cook.
Go watch TV, take a shower or anything you do to pass time (men have an extra option in this).
Step 8: Come back to the microwave, take out the popcorn. 
Don’t worry, popcorn packet will not be hot at all so use bare hands to pick it up and pour it into a bowl (if you have ballz… hold the packet from the bottom and not the top like what I’m doing).
Step 9: Enjoy!!!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space