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Stewie the Mac Convert

I have been looking for a new laptop in the past 2 weeks.

My current ‘old faithful‘ has been with me for more than two years and I thought it was time to move on, not because I was bugged by it being out of date but because it was getting too heavy for me to drag around.

I bought this Dell laptop when I was in the UK thinking that I wanted a huge but powerful laptop.

Since I only intended to carry it between my London flat and my home in Penang, the weight wasn’t a problem for me.

But now that I’m out working on Netccentric, I find myself carrying my heavy laptop everywhere which is way too taxing on a fat man like me.

So I went and bought myself a Mac.I know what some of you are thinking
WHAT!?!?! MAC?!?!”
Well I bought the Mac not because of the iPhone or any of Apple’s immense branding power.

It’s not even because the Mac comes with its own remote control.I bought it because I started thinking about all my previous computers.

Every time I buy a new computer, it would feel lightning fast… but sooner or later it will slow down and the next thing I know, the new computer would feel just as slow as the old computer does.

I’m sure we all know how it feels like to have Internet Explorer take 10 seconds just to start up when it took 2 seconds when it was brand new.Now the explanation that most people have given me for this situation is because of the Hard Drive more than the Operating System.

But my friends who use Mac always tell me that their computers almost never slow down so I decided to give it a shot, try a different Operating System for once.

When I think a Mac, I think of Hasan, one of my best friends back in my UCL days.

Hasan is very against the idea of a Mac so when I bought my Mac, I just HAD to tell him about it.

This is how our MSN conversation went.

Hasan says:
timmy!

Stewie… says:
yes hasan

Stewie… says:

haha

Stewie… says:

u’re going to be so… not proud of me if i tell u what i’m doign right now

Hasan says:

porn?

Hasan says:

is it porn?

Stewie… says:

nooo

Hasan says:

is it gay porn?

Stewie… says:

i am setting up my new laptop

Hasan says:

gay porn on your new laptop?

Hasan says:

i expect that from you

Stewie… says:

hahaha

Hasan says:

well, congratulations on a new laptop

Stewie… says:
no

Stewie… says:

worse

Hasan says:
what?

Hasan says:

gay porn with animals? with your head photoshopped in?

Hasan says:

on the animals?

Stewie… says:

hahaha

Stewie… says:

no

Stewie… says:

my new laptop

Stewie… says:
is a mac

Hasan says:
WHAT!

Hasan says:

i disown you

Hasan says:

you are my timmy no longer!

Hasan says:

you’ve been lured by that iphon!

Hasan says:

that we won’t even see for a year

Stewie… says:
nonoo

Stewie… says:

i ordered it just a week before the iphone came out

And then I went on to ask him

Stewie… says:
come on

Stewie… says:

why do u hate mac

Hasan says:

i dunno

Hasan says:

i guess its just a historic revulsion

Hasan says:

to the traditional user of macs

Stewie… says:

why?

Stewie… says:

elaborate

Hasan says:

they were the true geeks

Hasan says:

the definiton of geeks

Stewie… says:

and bill gates wasn’t

Hasan says:
noooo!

Stewie… says:

yes

Stewie… says:

bill gates was a jock in school

Stewie… says:

he played football

Stewie… says:

got drunk every night

Hasan says:

exactly!

Hasan says:

now you’re talking!

Either ways… I lurrrrveee my Mac (though I’m still trying to learn how to use it).

So here’s a pic of me and my Mac
(Its “Me and My Mac” as far as I’m concerned… not “My Mac and I“.)

Oh… and this blog entry… was written on my Mac.

MAC HOOoooO!!!!!

PS: Ok.. now give it to me… how many of you are going to stop reading my blog now that I blog from a Mac… HAHAHAHA


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