On my recent trip to Taiwan, I befriended a number of very nice Taiwanese girls.
Allow me to introduce them.
From the left
Boss Stewie, Hui Fern, Joe (My DJ Bro), Koyuki (a nice Taiwanese/Japanese girl), Jane and my sister Fayth.
Now last weekend, the girls were all nice enough to bring us clueless Malaysian tourists all over Taipei to experience the sights & sounds and of course the lovely food in the city.
I’m not a big fan of Taiwanese food but I lurrvee their deserts and junk food.
For example, last Saturday, the group of us were walking the streets of Taipei when Jane suddenly disappeared.
Only to appear again a few minutes later with a cute little Hello Kitty biscuit (cake) thingy which you can see me holding in this picture.
and see me eating in the picture (BWAHAHAH).
But before I start telling all of you about where the girls took us or about the Hamsap pigs they have in the Taipei Subway that seem to enjoy getting in sex positions and saying “Pukii”,
Let me first tell you about the girls.
Taiwanese girls seem to looooveee taking pictures.
Now… when a Malaysian takes a picture, he/she would try to look normal and smile… just like me in this picture with Jane.
But Taiwanese girls like Jane on the other hand, tend to like posing in pictures (notice Jane’s pose in the picture).
I couldn’t help but ask her what on earth that was supposed to mean.
She giggled and replied that it was meant to make her look a lot more cute than she already is.
Plus, she said it’s boring to take pictures without some sort of pose.
So I thought:
When in Rome… do as the Romans do…
When in Taiwan… do as the Taiwanese do…
So I decided to pose as well.
First, I did her pose
Then I did another pose that was supposed to look ‘cool’ but ended up making me look like a patient who escaped from Tanjung Rambutan’s Hospital Bahagia for the mentally retarded.
Then there was the 3rd picture that made me look like I not only escaped Hospital Bahagia but was so retarded that I deserved to be drug out to the street and shot.
Boss Stewie is beginning to like Taiwanese girls.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space