Let me tell you a story I recently heard from a friend (which I will refer to here as Bush).
Bush was out with his friends at the local char koay teow stall having lunch.
When the time came for them to order, one of Bush’s friends
(which I will refer to here as Entau Bah)
specifically ordered
“Char Koay Teow mai taugeh” (Char Koay Teow without taugeh).
Bush thought it was a little weird since most Penang people eat taugeh (though Stewie here doesn’t), so he asked Entau Bah why didn’t he eat tau geh.
Entau Bah calmly replied
“Aihhh… long story lar… dowan talk about it”…
That was an answer Bush wasn’t willing to accept so he pushed harder and finally Entau Bah let it out
“Well ok lar… I tell you. Last time I was having anal sex with my gf. Then when I pulled out my penis I saw a half digested taugeh attached to it… so now I don’t eat tau geh anymore”.
DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?!?!?
HE PULLED OUT A HALF DIGESTED TAUGEH FROM HER BUTT (which was probably his punishment for having anal sex in the first place).
The poor guy must’ve been traumatised.
Yet, I couldn’t help but wonder…
What did they do after he pulled out the tau geh from her butt…
I could think two scenarios.
I one scenario, the girlfriend could’ve been a little embarrassed, giggle and say
“Oh sorry about that… must’ve been from the koay teow soup I had last week.”
then take the half digested beansprout from his hand and put it in her mouth.
But I reckon the more likely scenario would be…
“Darling… if you love me… eat the taugeh… or I share with you… I eat half you eat half”.
The poor dude probably has nightmares of him being lost in mountains of taugeh. 
To the guys who’re reading this, I bet you’re all thinking how you could avoid this bad experience
(Which is perfectly natural since we don’t like to make the same mistake others make right? Well done).
So if the solution you’re thinking is
“Hmm ok I think I better not have (or think of having) anal sex anymore”…
then good for you.
But if you’re thinking
“Hmm.. ok I better make sure my girlfriend doesn’t eat tau geh before we have anal sex”… then… congratulations.. you’re officially more of a bastard than I am
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space