I woke up this morning, went for my morning coffee and opened the The Star to read my daily dosage of news. The first thing I saw called for a CELEBRATION!!!
That’s right everyone… “Ah Longs” (Loansharks) have cut their interest rates from 30% a month to 5% a month!!!
WOOHOOO!!!
LET’S CELEBRATE!!!
I feel that the Ah Long’s have done something revolutionary!
For example, years ago I couldn’t travel as much as I liked because I was (and still am) poor.
Then came along AirAsia offering people like me the opportunity to fly for a fraction of what I had to pay for an air ticket.
AirAsia’s motto was
“Now everyone can fly!” 
They were indeed right!
Now everyone COULD fly!
And now, the Ah Longs have jumped on the bandwagon to make it more possible for the poor consumers like myself to do more things.
That’s right!!!
Now everyone can BORROW MONEY!!!!
Of course, I do sympathise with the Ah Longs.
The newspaper article mentioned how competition had heated up and they now had to start advertising.
Now since the Ah Long’s were all nice enough to lower their rates for us… the least I could do was to help them with their advertising.
So I used my very unimaginative and uncreative mind to ‘steal’ AirAsia’s earlier advertisement
And modified it for the Ah Long’s.
If you ever see another Ah Long blog advertisement, remember that you saw the first one here!
This post is not meant to be funny… I had a straight-poker-depressed face when typing it out and that is not a good sign… my Baby actually hit me on the head for writing such a lame post… but I can do that right?
I can write lame posts cuz I am not Kennysia right? So I don’t have high expectations in humour right? right?
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space