I was talking to Kelz on MSN the other day.
You all know Kelz right? The hot but occasionally nasty girl in this picture.
Kelz: i canot tink of funny tings 2 write
Stewie: ahhh.. i never can think of funny things to write too
Kelz:YAH RIGHT
Kelz:so random tings bout u
Kelz:go tell me NOW.
Stewie:huh?
Stewie:random things bout me?
Kelz: yeah. I dont really know u
Stewie: ohh
Stewie:well uhmm
Stewie: i like girls
Stewie: very very much
Stewie: to be exact.. i like women
Kelz.:HAHAHAHAHA
Stewie: which is quite rare
Stewie: cuz not many guys i know love women
Stewie: right?
Stewie: it’s not often u come across a guy who loves women
Kelz:hahaha well, dats good 2 know
Stewie says:now ur turn
Kelz:hmm random random..
Kelz:oh i was in my high school BASKETBALL team
Kelz:and always won 1st place
Kelz:thugh i just 5ft 1
Stewie: ohhh
Stewie:wowww
Stewie:impressive
Stewie: i didn’t see that cominggg
Kelz: hahaha yeap
Kelz: cos im short mar
Stewie:u’re not short
Stewie:u’re average height
Kelz:haha i am rather petite
Stewie:which is not a bad thing
Kelz:haha i like my height
Kelz:ur turn
Stewie: ohh
Stewie: well
Stewie: ok
Stewie: this may come as a shock to u
Stewie: now when u look at me… u might think that i am indian… but the truth
is… i am chinese
Kelz: HAHAHAHA FCK YOULARRRR
Kelz: hahahaha
Stewie: did u just say the F word at me?
Stewie: bloody helll
Stewie: mahaii kelzz
Stewie: if u were a guy i would ask u to go…
Stewie: but u’re a woman.. so i say
Stewie: no kelz… please don’t say such things…
Stewie: wait.. it’s because i’m chinese isn’t it?
Stewie: it’s because u don’t like chinese isn’t it?
Kelz: ahhahahha
Kelz: hahahahaha
Kelz: go die lar u..go die far far away
Stewie:hahahaha
Stewie:okok ur turn
Kelz: hmmm…
Kelz: many ppl esp in college tinks im chinese indo
Kelz: WHAT?!?!
Stewie:THAT’S OUTRAGEOUS!!!
Kelz: yeah dono y..
Stewie: U MEAN…
Stewie: u mean u’re… U’re CHINESE?!
Kelz: HAHHAHAHAHAHA
Kelz: ya i AMM u dumb ass
Stewie says:hahahahah
Kelz:half blind bat
Stewie:my my.. always hurling insults my way
Stewie:u’re not a very nice person are u kelz
Kelz: ei ur turn right
Stewie: okay okay
Stewie: i am fat
Stewie: as much as i try to deny it
Stewie: i AM fat
Kelz: i tink ur pLump.
Stewie: AUUUUUUGHHHHHHhhh
Stewie: SO U THINK i”M PLUMP
Stewie: ?!?!
Kelz: yeah HHAHAHAHAHA
Kelz: NOT FAT WAT
Stewie: SONOFA…
Stewie:wait
Kelz: hahaha wt
Stewie: looking for a picture of myself to prove that i’m not fat
Stewie: but all the pictures i have make me look fat
Stewie: IT’S NOT ME!!! IT’S THE CAMERA!
Kelz: ya the camera adds 10 pounds
Stewie: 20 pounds
Kelz:10
Kelz:hahaha
Stewie: 15!
Kelz: fine..12
Kelz: last offer
Then I showed her this picture
Stewie:THERE!!!
Stewie: LOOK
Stewie: look at the last picture
Stewie: and tell me
Stewie: am i FAT?
Kelz: OMG
Kelz: this convo is so wrong..UR A GUY AND ur asking me are u fat
Kelz: HAHAHAHAH
Kelz: OMG
Kelz: UR NOT FAT
Kelz: DAMN HOT AH UR BODY
Kelz: i likeyyy
Kelz: shit too bad ur taken
Kelz: HAHAHAHAHA
Stewie: HAH
Ok that’s enough.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space