#214
Walking up to my bedroom after I just got back from work. I overheard the door to my room quietly unlock so that I can walk in. I walk in and see Shorty hiding behind the door trying to scare me, just like she tries to almost every other day.
Me: I can hear you so sneakily unlock the door from the outside la!
Shorty: HEHEHEHE
Me: So annoying… do this how many times already ?
Shorty: HEHEHEHE
Me: Yala… just like your stupid credit card prank (the credit card prank is when Shorty sees me bending down to pick something up, she will go behind me, slide her hand between my ass cheeks and shout “CREDIT CARD”)
Shorty: HEHHEHEHE
Me: Do so many times, don’t you think I would know not to fall for it anymore?
Shorty: What… you still fall for my credit card what!
Me: I GOT TO BEND DOWN EVERY NOW AND THEN RIGHT?!?!!
#215
Having a Japanese dinner at a restaurant we like to frequent…
Shorty: How come you order soba one today? I thought you always order garlic fried rice.
Me: Ya I know… I decided to mix things up a bit today. Order SOBA instead of Garlic Fried Rice.
Shorty: Ohh…
Me: I decided to be BAD ASS today!
Shorty: …
Me: To take the risk…
Shorty: ….
Me: YOLO!!!!
Shorty: Shuddup la so annoying!
#216
I came back one day after a meeting and saw that Shorty made steamboat for dinner. It was in her wedding vows.
Me: OOH STEAMBOAT!!!
Shorty: HEHEHEH
Me: Reading the instruction manual of how to use it huh?
Shorty: HEHEHE… still.. wedding vow fulfilled.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space