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Things Shorty & Fatty Say #148, #149: How Shorty told me she was pregnant

#148

Shorty in the bathroom and me in the bedroom.

Shorty: Fatty!!!

Me: What? *walks over*

Shorty: You see that pregnancy test box. Can you tell me what two lines mean?

Me: It means positive.

Shorty: OH MY GAWDDD!!! I think I’m pregnant….

Me: What?

Shorty: I’m pregnant.

Me: No la can’t be. Not so easy one…

Shorty: Well if what you read on the box is true then I am…

Me: …

Shorty: That’s it? No reaction?

Me: Hold on hold on… how do you expect me react to this….

#149

Now that Shorty was pregnant we started reading up a bit about pregnancy. We also learned that 15% of pregnancies end in miscarriage and for people with Shorty’s condition, that rate jumps to 45%. So Shorty and I were very worried and it was very nerve wrecking just for us waiting to get past the first trimester when the pregnancy stabilized. One day we had this conversation:

Shorty: I”m so worried.

Me: Yeah me too but I don’t think we should be worried. Come on Shorty… our baby isn’t going to give up so easily. He or she is a fighter. You know the song by Gym Class Heroes? The Fighter? That’s his or her theme song. *sings* There goes the fighterrrrrrrr!!!

Shorty: Hahah….

Since that day… we always referred to our baby as Fighter.


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