#141
Shorty: *wakes up from an afternoon nap after I come back from work* Fatty!
Me: Wah good life huh! Sleeping while your husband works to put food on the table huh!
Shorty: HEHEHE… I just had one of the best dreams ever.
Me: What what?
Shorty: I dreamed that I was still living in my home. My old home when I was a kid. And I had a small pet elephant.
Me: …
Shorty: And the elephant is damn cute! It’s damn round. The backside is like a basketball like that. In the dream it fell into a pail of water and when it fell you can see the big round ass sticking up. AHAHAH damn cute.
Me: Okay…
Shorty: Such a nice dream such a nice dream….
10 minutes later…
Me: Do you know that our neighbors have a cat?
Shorty: When did you go to our neighbors house?
Me: When you were sleeping.
Shorty: WOW SO MUCH HAPPENED WHEN I WAS SLEEPING. I had an elephant, the neighbor had a cat.
#142
Me: I love this song!
Shorty: That sounds like the kind of song that you will like.
Me: What is the kind of song that I would like?
Shorty: You know… All American Reject-sy type.
Me: You also what! You like everything that sounds Beatles!
Shorty: No… I like so many types of songs.
#143
I recently bought a set of Doraemon stickers on Line. I never thought of myself as one to buy Line stickers but some of the cute ones make Shorty and I laugh a lot sometimes and so I thought all the laughs we had from them were worth the few dollars we paid. Here are some of the conversations we had with my new Doraemon stickers. Somehow they all revolve around planning for meals. Heh.
a) When Shorty told me that dinner was going to be late. (This was the first time she saw my Doraemon stickers)
b) When I was supposed to meet Shorty and her parents for dinner and I thought I was going to be late.
c) When Shorty was asking me what our dinner plans were before our dinner/movie date.
d) When Shorty was telling me that dinner was cooked and she was waiting for me.
e) When Shorty asked me what our lunch plans were while I was at work.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space