O HAI!
MY NAME IS COOKIE MONSTER. IZ STARTS WIF THE LETTER C. JUZ LIKE COOKIE.
I LIVE IN DIM’S BEDROOM ALONG WITH HIS KITTEH. U KNOW DIM?
DIS IS DIM
AND DIS IS HIS KITTEH
AND DIS IS DIM AND HIS KITTEH
DIM AND HIS KITTEH ARE OLD. BUT THEY STILL HAS TOYS LIKE ME. I HAF FRIENDS ON DIM’S BED
MEET DUG
HE IS A DAWG. HE IZ A GOOD TRACKER… DID I MENTION THAT? HE HAZ A SHARP NOSE… HE CAN SMELL SHWEET SOUR POK A MILE AWAY.
THIZ BIG GUY HERE IZ HELLO YODA.
HE IZ BIG SO WE ALL MAKE GOOD FREN WIF HIM. NOBODY WAN TO PISS HELLO YODA OFF. DON’T ASK HIM WHY A HELLO KITTEH IS DRESSED LIKE JEDI. DAT PIZZ HIM OFF.
THIS LITTLE WUZZ IS STITCH. HE LOVES EVERYTHING!
HE IZ WHAT THEY CALL TREE HUGGAH! OR HIPPEH!
THIS BIG LONG YELLOW GUY IZ THE OLDEST ON THIS BED. DIM CALLZ HIM “BUH BUH” BUT OTHERS CALL HIM “DIRTY BOLSTER”.
“BUH BUH” HAZ BEEN WIF DIM FOR MAAANY MAAANY YEARS SINCE HE WAS A BOY. HE SO UGLY…. BUT HE SOOOO SOFFTTT
MMMMMMMMMMMM
*roll roll*
TOGETHER WE MAKE THE ANIMAL KINGDOM AT DIM’S PLACE…. AND WE NEED YOUR HELP!
WE NEED COOKIE. PLS BRING COOKIE. DIM NEVER BUYZ ANY COOKIE BECAUSE KITTEH CALLZ HIM FATZ.
ONCE I TRIED TO STEAL DIM’S PHONE TO CALL FOR COOKIE…. BUT I GET CAUGHT.
KITTEH THEN BEAT ME *HUHUHU
SECOND TIME THEN DUG AND STITCH HELP ME CREATE DISTRACTION AND I GOT TEH PHONEZ…. BUT DAMN THEM SMALL KEYPADS MEANT FOR SKINNY BALD FINGERS!
SO PLS EVERYONE! WE NEEDZ COOKIE!
…… IZ TRUE… WE NEEDZ IT… IZ NOT JUZ FOR ME…. IZ…. SHIT DIM COMETH BACK NOW… KTHXBAI
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
one word.
EPIC!!!
haha at 1st i tod is LG Cookie post..ended up is not XD
Lol. this really is quite lame but lame posts sometimes are really entertaining! haha. so I ma end with – great post Tim!!!!
omg this is funnehh!!
isabellmiao: really? i regret posting it up already
jackie: hahaha no it’s not… although i should do one of those too
melanie: *ashamed*
jac: aww thank u
hahahahahhaa! good one.
okay ermm… i didn’t intend for this to be anything to do with the LG Cookie party (http://www.nuffnang.com.my/lgcookiemonsterparty/) but hey… now that you guys mention it… it does sound like a good match haha
The last photo look naughty. Looks like he got his “cookie” after all.
omg! you give me the inspiration to post about LG cookie monster party! =)
haha. EPIC
hahahahahaha I LOL in my office!! good one DIM!
ya, i also can’t believe you did this…
kelwin: haha no he din get it! that’s just him trying to dial out from my phonem
baboon: hahaha really? share it once you write it
genova: hahaa thank u
janice: Hehehe and to think I nearly didn’t want to publish this entry
realgunners: yah! me too haha
Hey you create such good stories just from yr stuff toys. Very creative!! Was it a spur of a moment kind of thing or you thought thru it for a while?
hahaha this post is really cute! and your stuffed toys are so cuddly-looking
Can I call you DIM when I ever do meet u in person? Hahaha that was one funny blog post! :-p
magnolia: hey… it was a spur of the moment thing. on impulse… haha
princess: aww wthank u
eudora: yes u may.. dim.. opposite of bright
lolol this is cute!! i like his expression when he’s trying to steal the phone. Like kena tangkap. hahahaha classic.
HAHAHAHHAA
It’s damn entertaining though. Fucking good post Tim.
Should have stolen an iPhone instead, Cookie Monster!
Omg!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH (like literally lol-ed)
I can so imagine cookie monster talking. XD
*thumbs up and gives virtual cookeh*
loved this entry!!! made my day, thx!
cheers
HOLY LOLS! sorry cookie, you may have to switch to a healthier diet cos you didn’t tell us where Dim and Kitteh stay so we can’t sneak you cookies *insert Mission Impossible song*
p/s: tell hello yoda that *insert appropriate gender here because i’m confused* flower goes very well with the jedi outfit
this is a really funny post!! super entertaining
Sort of like a commercial break from the normal postings…nice.
where u get DUG??!!!! I’ve been looking it for a long time!!! =(
omg! dug is sooo cuuuteee!!
My lovely new LG Cookie no longer would seem as appealing due to the fact another person appears to be to have been able to hack into my phone and entry the web whilst I’m asleep. I purchased it in the O2 shop and have an O2 sim card. O2 usually are not by any means useful but around £42 worth of credit continues to be sucked out of my pre-paid account. Any suggestions about wherever I can discover out ways to solve this difficulty?
lols @ “U KNOW DIM? DIS IS DIM”. cannot get cookie monsta’s voice outta my head now.