O HAI!
MY NAME IS COOKIE MONSTER. IZ STARTS WIF THE LETTER C. JUZ LIKE COOKIE.
I LIVE IN DIM’S BEDROOM ALONG WITH HIS KITTEH. U KNOW DIM?
DIS IS DIM
AND DIS IS HIS KITTEH
AND DIS IS DIM AND HIS KITTEH
DIM AND HIS KITTEH ARE OLD. BUT THEY STILL HAS TOYS LIKE ME. I HAF FRIENDS ON DIM’S BED
MEET DUG
HE IS A DAWG. HE IZ A GOOD TRACKER… DID I MENTION THAT? HE HAZ A SHARP NOSE… HE CAN SMELL SHWEET SOUR POK A MILE AWAY.
THIZ BIG GUY HERE IZ HELLO YODA.
HE IZ BIG SO WE ALL MAKE GOOD FREN WIF HIM. NOBODY WAN TO PISS HELLO YODA OFF. DON’T ASK HIM WHY A HELLO KITTEH IS DRESSED LIKE JEDI. DAT PIZZ HIM OFF.
THIS LITTLE WUZZ IS STITCH. HE LOVES EVERYTHING!
HE IZ WHAT THEY CALL TREE HUGGAH! OR HIPPEH!
THIS BIG LONG YELLOW GUY IZ THE OLDEST ON THIS BED. DIM CALLZ HIM “BUH BUH” BUT OTHERS CALL HIM “DIRTY BOLSTER”.
“BUH BUH” HAZ BEEN WIF DIM FOR MAAANY MAAANY YEARS SINCE HE WAS A BOY. HE SO UGLY…. BUT HE SOOOO SOFFTTT
MMMMMMMMMMMM
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TOGETHER WE MAKE THE ANIMAL KINGDOM AT DIM’S PLACE…. AND WE NEED YOUR HELP!
WE NEED COOKIE. PLS BRING COOKIE. DIM NEVER BUYZ ANY COOKIE BECAUSE KITTEH CALLZ HIM FATZ.
ONCE I TRIED TO STEAL DIM’S PHONE TO CALL FOR COOKIE…. BUT I GET CAUGHT.
KITTEH THEN BEAT ME *HUHUHU
SECOND TIME THEN DUG AND STITCH HELP ME CREATE DISTRACTION AND I GOT TEH PHONEZ…. BUT DAMN THEM SMALL KEYPADS MEANT FOR SKINNY BALD FINGERS!
SO PLS EVERYONE! WE NEEDZ COOKIE!
…… IZ TRUE… WE NEEDZ IT… IZ NOT JUZ FOR ME…. IZ…. SHIT DIM COMETH BACK NOW… KTHXBAI
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space